Tuesday, 20 March 2012
Walking the bird
Want to get a bird as a pet, but have doubts about keeping it cooped up in your tiny cubicle apartment? No problem. You can just throw a sheet over the cage and you're ready to take your feathered friend out for a stroll to the local bird garden to hang out with the other birds.
Nearest bird hangout not within walking distance of your home? Piece of cake. Just use public transport. What else do you think those 'multi purpose spaces for passengers with special needs' are for?
And if anyone asks, just pretend you're delivering a secret surprise blackbird pie or a cuckoo clock to Por Por. No one will suspect a thing. What's under the sheet? Here. More rulebreaking on the MTR. Here. All content © Emilie Pavey